Photo: @BarackObama/X
Michelle Obama was absent from Jimmy Carter’s state funeral earlier this month, and this week she announced that she’ll be skipping Donald Trump’s second inauguration too. So obviously, Michelle and Barack are … getting a divorce?
There is a huge pile of evidence that Michelle Obama is skipping these events because she really hates Trump. There is pretty much no evidence that she’s trying to avoid her husband of 32 years, unless In Touch is your most trusted news source and you refuse to accept Jennifer Aniston’s insistence that she is not having a torrid affair with Barack. Nevertheless, there’s been a ton of speculation this week that the former president and First Lady are separated, or maybe even headed for divorce.
Now the Obamas have (sort of) addressed the rumors in a pair of subtweets. Barack posted this message on X on January 17, wishing a happy birthday to the “love of my life.”
Happy birthday to the love of my life, @MichelleObama. You fill every room with warmth, wisdom, humor, and grace – and you look good doing it. I’m so lucky to be able to take on life’s adventures with you. Love you! pic.twitter.com/WTrvxlNVa4
— Barack Obama (@BarackObama) January 17, 2025
Barack writes a sweet birthday message to his wife every year, as the Daily Mail noted while freaking out over the fact that he didn’t post first thing on January 17. But it seems like Michelle was not offended by her husband waiting 12 hours and 40 minutes to publicly wish her a happy birthday.
Love you, honey! ❤️😘 https://t.co/fiQaCYmQ02
— Michelle Obama (@MichelleObama) January 17, 2025
So there you have it: Clearly the Obamas are still very much in love … or very committed to this elaborate conspiracy to needlessly lie about their relationship status!
